the weight of all things
weepling:

Mark Rothko, Untitled, 1949


I thought this was a poptart

weepling:

Mark RothkoUntitled, 1949

I thought this was a poptart

(via npr)

"You may be a delicate flower but, hey, so is Belladonna and it can still kill people."

- My boss, in what is probably the most inspiring thing I’ve ever heard. (via heloisedevillefort)

(via catleesimotherofkittens)

superlinguo:

notallwugs:

Two scientists walk into a bar:

"I’ll have an H2O."

"I’ll have an H2O, too."

The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.

Reblogging for the lingua-lulz. 

(via wanderlustingthoughts)

jtotheizzoe:

astrotastic:

Jesus Christ you guys.

If you wish to make waffles from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

(via tyleroakley)

vaelkyrie:

thebadpunqueen:

michaelaisradashell:

the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes

um can you not?

are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor

(via lgbtlaughs)

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