no cough syrup
you are not ‘grape flavoured’
have you ever tasted a grape
you taste like death and the tears of small children
not fucking grape
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EVERYONE HAS TO WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW. EVERYONE.
i know these things go around every so often that are like THIS IS THE BEST THING TO EXIST IN THE UNIVERSE and sometimes they are and sometimes they aren’t and you’re just like “meh” but seriously. there are tears of delight on my face…which is incredibly relevant.
tl;dr
WATCH THIS NOW
I am crying
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Reblogged this last October but RELEVANT VIDEO IS RELEVANT.
omg I haven’t laughed this hard in a longgg time!
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The 9 Most Badass Bible Verses
zomg, this is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time. the commentary is epic.
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Once a little boy sent me a charming card with a little drawing on it. I loved it. I answer all my children’s letters — sometimes very hastily — but this one I lingered over. I sent him a card and I drew a picture of a Wild Thing on it. I wrote, “Dear Jim: I loved your card.” Then I got a letter back from his mother and she said, “Jim loved your card so much he ate it.” That to me was one of the highest compliments I’ve ever received. He didn’t care that it was an original Maurice Sendak drawing or anything. He saw it, he loved it, he ate it.
—Maurice Sendak (via hannahletourneau)
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W]hen employees have a long time off work, many of them relax their sleeping patterns, treating themselves to lie-ins and going to bed later than normal as they don’t have to be up at the crack of dawn the next day. But when faced with going back to work after nearly two weeks with a different sleep/wake cycle, returning to a routine of waking up in the dark can throw the body clock out of sync. If you’re tired today, tell your boss you have “social jet lag.
Anonymous asked: do you enjoy pooping? be honest!
omg I am dying right now…….but to be honest, yes, lol……it’s very therapeutic. and um, necessary to rid the body’s wastes.
I suppose it is TMI Tuesday….

